Author: Linda Vernon

Linda Vernon is a humor writer who lives in the Bay Area with her husband and her Yorkshire terrier, Cha, who she plans to hire out as a toupee if the economy takes a turn for the worse. In her spare time, Linda enjoys writing paragraphs about herself in third person (ha ha), and taking dressage lessons on her retired racehorse, Sedentariat. Linda Vernon’s writing has appeared in various newspapers around California including The San Jose Mercury News, The Oakland Tribune and The San Diego Union Tribune. She is also a past Grand Prize Winner of the infamous Bulwer Lytton Fiction contest (it was a dark and stormy night. . .) where writers vie for the dishonor of writing the worst beginning sentence to an imaginary novel. Linda Vernon would like to cordially invite you to visit her at her humor blog You can also reach Linda via email